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How business is done

Dieses Thema im Forum "Small Talk" wurde erstellt von Metrax, 13. August 2004.

  1. Metrax

    Metrax Junior Member

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    Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son.

    Jack: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice"
    Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
    Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
    Son: "Well, in that case..."

    Next Jack approaches Bill Gates.

    Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."
    Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
    Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
    Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case..."

    Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.

    Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
    President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
    Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
    President: "Ah, in that case..."
     
  2. BlackWolf

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    lol :D :D :D :D :D
     
  3. Metrax

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    A rich and attractive man has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. Because he was a man of means, he decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spent it.The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investments, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money ... -> Then he married the one with the biggest tits.
     
  5. Metrax

    Metrax Junior Member

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    lol, auch nicht schlecht ^^
     

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